ARTISTS' BEST FRIENDS
dur 3:05min, colour, sound, 2010
Artists were bred to die for art, they delight in starving cruel
but I prefer artlife that lives and gives expensive jewels.
Honour and fame may be quite continental, but diamonds are artists' best friend.
A show may be grand but it won't pay the rental,
on your lofty flat, or help you at the automat.
Men get sold as girls grow old and we all lose our charms in the end.
Born rich or top seller, Art grows with each heller.
Diamonds are artists' best friend
...Saatchi's ... Guggenheim's...
Talk to me, Damien, tell me all about it!